1. SHE F*&ED EVERYONE IN TOWN BUT ME
2. GAS ATTACK ON THE SUBWAY
3. CONNIE CHUNG. FUN, FUN, FUN!
4. I'M A NARCISSIST
5. MANDATORY ABORTION
6. LAISSEZ-FAIRE F. HARA KRISHNAS
7. HARE KRISHNA PLAYED BY HARE KRISHNAS F. THE CLAP
8. WHO DO I HAVE TO F*^K AROUND HERE TO GET A BUY BACK
9. I WANNA DESTROY L.A.
10. PRETTY GIRL IN A SHALLOW GRAVE
11. CHRISTMAS IN A BODY BAG
12. IF SHELL WANTS THE OIL THAT BADLY, LET THEM GO FIGHT THEIR F$#KIN' WAR
 
Released 2003, Fraud Records
 
Long Island punk featuring members of The Loiterers